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Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 3-5-2014
[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION] SCARLETT JOHANSSON’S AVENGERS 2 SCENES WILL HAVE TO BE FILMED LICKETY-SPLIT BECAUSE SOMEONE KNOCKED HER UP. R.O.T.O.R. RESPONSIBLE. GET YOUR FEEBLE HUMAN BRAIN READY...
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Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 3-19-2014
[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION] HERE IS SOME NEW CONCEPT ART FROM AVENGERS: AGE OF R.O.T.O.R. FEATURING IRON MAN’S HULKBUSTER ARMOR, PLUS SCARLET WITCH AND QUICKSILVER. FORTUNATELY, QUICKSILVER DOES...
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Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 3-25-2014
[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION] REMEMBER WHAT R.O.T.O.R. SAID ABOUT QUICKSILVER POSSIBLY NOT LOOKING LIKE A DINGLEBERRY IN THE AVENGERS SEQUEL LIKE HE DOES IN THE NEW X-MEN? NEVERMIND. ALSO, THEY...
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R.O.T.O.R.’S R.O.U.N.D.U.P. 6-6-2014
HOWDY, AND WELCOME TO R.O.T.O.R.’S R.O.U.N.D.U.P., PARDNERS, WHERE YOU WILL RECEIVE THE MOST INTERESTING MOVIE NEWS OF THE WEEK ACCORDING TO R.O.T.O.R.’S COMPLEX CALCULATIONS, PLUS SWIFT TEXAS-STYLE...
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R.O.T.O.R.’S R.O.U.N.D.U.P. 6-20-2014
JASON MOMOA MAY OR MAY NOT BE PLAYING AQUAMAN. MOMAKE UP YOUR MOMIND, MOMOA. BATMAN WILL GET ANOTHER STANDALONE FILM, AND THE HULK MAY GET ANOTHER STANDALONE FILM, BUT HELLBOY CAN GO STRAIGHT TO HELL....
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R.O.T.O.R.’S R.O.U.N.D.U.P. 7-18-2014
PLEASE CONTACT THE CASTING DEPARTMENT OF STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON IF YOU ARE A FINE GIRL, LONG NATURAL HAIR, REALLY NICE BODY. SMALL WAISTS, NICE HIPS. YOU SHOULD BE LIGHT-SKINNED. BEYONCE IS A PROTOTYPE...
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HTTHV’s 2015 Summer Movie Preview!
Next week officially and legally kicks off the summer movie season! Who can forget last summer’s magical lineup that included such instant classics as Blended, Sex Tape, Transformers: Age of...
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HTTHV’s 2016 Summer Movie Preview!
Tomorrow officially and unofficially kicks off the summer movie season! Let’s take a look at some of the upcoming disappointments that will waste our time, money and energy. Shall we….? (MAY 6)...
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2015 Summer Movie Preview Review!
Next week officially and legally kicks off the summer movie season! Who can forget last summer’s magical lineup that included such instant classics as Blended, Sex Tape, Transformers: Age of...
View ArticleReel Quick: Avengers: Infinity War
Avengers: Infinity War (2018) Starring: Everyone Directed by: Joe and Anthony Russo Synopsis: The 17th sequel of a franchise that’s just lumbering along aimlessly with no end in sight that has yet...
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